Next time you are thinking about traveling via car up to Virginia/Maryland, remember to follow these important guidelines:
- Pack lunch on I-95 if you desire anything besides fried food or pancakes
- Have 4 extra tires in car in event of a blowout due to excess pot holes
- DO NOT stop in Petersburg, VA for gas; if you do, do no leave pump unattended and bring safety weapon if you plan to exit vehicle
- Update GPS weekly: roads you thought existed are only a figment of your imagination or are dirt
- Do not live on DC/MD boarder
- Remind other traveler (aka mom) to bring her own music
- Music that is agreed on:
- Earth, Wind, and Fire
- Train
- John Denver
- Some 80's and 90's
- Music that is not agreed on:
- Anything 70's
- Rap
- Country
- Steve Miller Band, Eric Claptan, Elton John, James Taylor or other "easy listening"
- Bring: candy, ranch sunflower seeds, chewing gum, and bag for trash
- Do not flick off every truck driver for driving in the passing lane even though they are not passing
These reminders will make for a fun and safe trip.
I believe the expression is "flip off" not "flick off"! You forgot to mention, if driving with your mother, bring boxing gloves. Mothers have a strong right hook when daughters have a bad attitude! :) Mothers, bring duct tape to tape shut daughter's mouth when trying to be a passenger seat driver.
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